beautvful:

 i wanna be a father to teach them right from wrong, i wanna have a daughter …

humorous:

human:

trying to keep my grades up like image

 

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whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

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people who do their work as soon as they get it

image

people who do their work

image

work

image

People

image

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666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

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ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

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